One word, One meaning.... BLONDE! XX

Funny Answering Machine Messages;

1. Hi. This is (your name). If you are the phone company, I already sent the money. If you are my parents, please send money. If you are my financial aid institution, you didn’t lend me enough money. If you are my friends, you owe me money. If you are a female, don’t worry, I have plenty of money!

2. Hi. I am probably home, I’m just avoiding someone I don’t like. Leave me a message, and if I don’t call back, it’s you.

3. This is you-know who. We are you-know-where. Leave your you-know-what you-know-when.

4. Roses are red, violets are blue,
Sugar is sweet, and so are you.
The roses have wilted, the violets are dead,
The sugar bowl’s empty, and so is your head.
The roses stink, sorta like sheep,
But leave your name, number, and message after the beep.
The roses are molding, the violets are rotten,
And I might call you back, if I haven’t forgotten.

Hello My Name Is Fiona, Nicknames 'FantasyPrincess' or 'PinkPrincess.', I love to surf, socialise, drink, dance and i love pool, I COULD SO KICK ALL YOUR ASSES..LOL XXX

R&B and Hip Hop

SpongeBob..lol

Lost

Book of Bunny Suicides by Andy Riley:oP